Satire: Walmart to Bloodthirsty Shoppers, ‘Have Fun Out There!’

BENTONVILLE, Ark. [SATIRE] — In the hours leading up to the most hyped, and perhaps most dangerous sales event in the United States, Walmart has some words of advice for Black Friday shoppers.

In front of its Bentonville, Arkansas headquarters, a spokesperson for Walmart addressed the crowd in a te …
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