Trump Considering Firing Dow Jones Industrial Average

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—After watching it suffer its worst losses since he became President, Donald Trump is “seriously considering” firing the Dow Jones industrial Average, aides have confirmed.

According to the aides, Trump is “furious” at the D.J.I.A. for going down so precipitously a …
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